Clint calls Caelun a Doppler effect in footy pajamas. I wouldn’t disagree. Recently he has decided to test the laws of physics. He clearly didn’t get the memo that these are LAWS not just good suggestions. His latest top speed wipe out involved stopping himself using his face and the handles on our mini-hutch. I personally wouldn’t recommend that as the best way to decelerate. I also think if one wants to test the laws of physics one might want to pick one law at a time- and maybe softer objects- I don’t know -just a thought. At any rate our ball of energy ran face first in to the handles on the hutch and just about knock himself out. Clint was directly next to him and grabbed him when he fell. It was one of those silent- can’t breathe kind of injuries. You know where you are to hurt to cry for the first thirty seconds or so. He went completely limp scaring the daylights out of both of us. When he got his wits about him and came back from his daze he had a good cry. We looked him all over and he didn’t seem to have caused anything on his person to be permanently damaged but he did give himself a nasty shiner with the perfect rings from the handles of the hutch outlined under his eye. Take Caelun’s test to heart and please assume both gravity and inertia are working in full force consistent with the laws of physics outlined in your last class.
The unsuspecting hutch handles.
Look at the outline of the handle under his eye.
Oh goodness- deep sigh.
What is the parent of a Caelun to do?
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